McSweeney’s Rejects Mike Mussina’s Seventh Consecutive Submission


Oh Mike Mussina, I feel your pain.

Excerpt:
Mussina’s past submissions include “Insults That Would Only Work If You Were Talking To The Leucadendron Genus Of Plants,” “Sequel Titles To Famous Revolutionary War Battles,” and “Companies With Hard-To-Remember 1-800 Numbers,” which he admits he built around the idea of one of the examples being “8347826, Inc.”

The kicker:

Mussina plans to send his latest rejected McSweeney’s submission to the New Yorker‘s “Shouts & Murmurs” section, which has published three of Mussina’s pieces in the past two months.

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