-Sarah Palin’s Aborted VP Run*
-Hootie Never Burned Us Like This
-If We Don’t Get 38 Special In The Next Few Weeks, Someone’s Getting Shot In The Face
-Hanna and the Hurricanes*
-Mother. Moose Hunter. Maverick.
-Jim Cantore: Portent of Death
-The Death of Jonathan and Birth of J. Edward
-We Guessed*
-Your Mom’s got the Whitest Teeth … (too offensive to publish here)**
-Jim Faber’s Abandoned Box of His Childhood
*Used in actual competition.
**Name rewarded with free beers
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Geraldine Ferraro’s soggy vagina.