Rejected McSweeneys Submission

Rejection No. 5. The rejection e-mails are always pleasant, at least.


-Executive ball clicker filled with C4
-Herman Miller Aeron Chair covered in broken glass
-Coldcut platter found in Dumpster behind A&P
-“World’s Best Boss” mug previously used for ingesting liquid LSD
-Bring Your Smallpox to Work Day
-Anthrax-coated Krispy Kreme doughnuts
-Paper shredder possessed by soul of executed serial killer
-Water cooler filled with Africanized Honey Bees
-YouTube video of HR director on spring break

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