Debate Drinking Game No. 2

Yikes, putting “my friends” on this list was alcohol poisoning, as Sam McDowell put it. Here’s our rules for this debate tonight. Unexpected things we should have put on the list: “overhead projector,” “that one,” references to various people who are the role models for McCain, condescending reference to minority audience member’s lack of knowledge of major financial institutions.

one drink if anyone says…
Main street
Wall street
my friends
bailout
Kitchen table
crisis
change
accountability
middle class
Iraq
Afghanistan
-anyone shakes head in disbelief
“Our Chinese Overlords”

two drinks…
festooned
orgy
maverick
bi-partisan
lies/liar/lying
“Bush”
9/11
“blue collar”
first name of a voter

three drinks….

POW reference
Africa reference
Single-mom reference
Any swing state
failed attempt at humor
McCain trips on his own loose skin
“banksters”
“green collar”
“the internets”
abortion
teen pregnancy

Finish the bottle if..
McCain attempts wink, but his eye gets stuck
Obama calls him “Walnuts”
McCain calls him “boy”
McCain says “articulate”
CNN switches screen graphic to “Abe Vigoda life status monitor”
Obama brushes shoulder off
Brokaw makes fun of the “less-than-greatest” generation
Palin shoots Obama from a helicopter
Joe Biden crashes a train into the building

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