• Hot Dog Sticks
• Submerged Groin*
• Easy Jesus Keeps Us Warm*
• Teary-Eyed Handjob
• Save a Gumball. Buy Bluffton Today
• Fluff: Now 25 Cents a Serving
• Tsopping Whet Phanatics
• Jeremy Hsieh’s Dead Deer Stew
• The Angry Arby’s Employee Revenge
• Has Anyone Seen My B-Shaped Branding Iron?
• Communist Mani-pesto
• I’ll Redistribute Your Barack-O-Lantern All Over This Sidewalk
* Used in competition
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