– You have to pick your little sister up from the bar at 1 a.m. on the day before Thanksgiving because all you’re doing is sitting at home watching Barbara Walters interview Barack Obama with your mother since all your friends from high school are either married or tending to their children.
Sigh.
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You know you’re old when you realize that Barbara Walters has looked the same for at least 20 years.
You’ll know your even older than that when you find yourself thinking that Barbara Walters is looking good. Fortunately, I have yet to reach that point.