Trader Joe’s haiku

the beef on the shelf

is vegetarian-fed

not the customer


the Dumpster divers

eat a big feast every night

me? 99 cent rice


a fire in the aisle!

refrigerator in flames!

vegan chili is hot

3 responses to “Trader Joe’s haiku

  1. not to be a jerk
    but a few of those haikus
    do not qualify

  2. way to capitalize Dumpster. ap stylin’.

  3. technically AP style would be to avoid the word “Dumpster” all together (just like Jetski or Velcro). But i’m temporarily living in a copy editor-less free fall zone, so I’m taking advantage

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