the beef on the shelf
is vegetarian-fed
not the customer
_________
the Dumpster divers
eat a big feast every night
me? 99 cent rice
_______
a fire in the aisle!
refrigerator in flames!
vegan chili is hot
the beef on the shelf
is vegetarian-fed
not the customer
_________
the Dumpster divers
eat a big feast every night
me? 99 cent rice
_______
a fire in the aisle!
refrigerator in flames!
vegan chili is hot
not to be a jerk
but a few of those haikus
do not qualify
way to capitalize Dumpster. ap stylin’.
technically AP style would be to avoid the word “Dumpster” all together (just like Jetski or Velcro). But i’m temporarily living in a copy editor-less free fall zone, so I’m taking advantage