Trader Joe’s haiku

Posted on January 3, 2009 | 3 Comments

the beef on the shelf

is vegetarian-fed

not the customer

_________

the Dumpster divers

eat a big feast every night

me? 99 cent rice

_______

a fire in the aisle!

refrigerator in flames!

vegan chili is hot

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3 responses to “Trader Joe’s haiku”

  1. Barry | January 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm |

    not to be a jerk
    but a few of those haikus
    do not qualify

  2. megan | January 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm |

    way to capitalize Dumpster. ap stylin’.

  3. invertedsoapbox | January 6, 2009 at 9:41 am |

    technically AP style would be to avoid the word “Dumpster” all together (just like Jetski or Velcro). But i’m temporarily living in a copy editor-less free fall zone, so I’m taking advantage

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