Goddamn it, I need to start acting on these ideas when I first get them:
Unnecessary punctuation is one of my favorite quirks in popular signage, and written language in general. If you’ve ever read any L. Ron Hubbard, which you surely have, because Tom Cruise is kinda getting tired of explaining the whole thing to you on YouTube at this point, you will understand why the nation suffered a shortage of exclamation marks during the 1980s.
“Scare” quotes tend to appear far too often in advertising, and occasionally in professional writing.
So maybe keep an eye out for the vigilante copy editing blog coming soon (patent pending patent pending).