PETA’s ad banned; Cash4gold still OK

Are you kidding me? This is the PETA ad NBC banned from the Superbowl:

The NSFW reasons why:

  • licking pumpkin
  • touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
  • pumpkin from behind between legs
  • rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
  • screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
  • asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
  • licking eggplant
  • rubbing asparagus on breast

Read the full letter here (pdf)

To summarize the list of Superbowl standards:

Eating veggies and having great sex*: unacceptable

Eating hamburgers and drinking beer that leads to fat, bloaty sex: acceptable

(seriously, this McDonald’s one is less racy, but still the same thing, implying that a waft of fragrant cheese and meat will save your boring, loveless marriage)

Erectile dysfunction ad full of innuendo: fine

.05 seconds of a naked breast that may have helped some poor old man’s E.D.: not fine

Two hours of 22 men running over each other and gloating about it: sports!

30 seconds of political advocacy: that’s not sports!

FlashyBaggyPants4Gold.com

next: FlashyBaggyPants4Gold.com

anthropomorphic frogs: OK

anthropomorphic MC Hammer: also OK, apparently.

* Hey, and guess what- that ad?. It happens to be true. Believe it.

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One response to “PETA’s ad banned; Cash4gold still OK

  1. Scantily-clad voluptuous women convincing Congressmen to buy domain names through GoDaddy: ok.biz

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