My favorite search term that led someone to this blog of late:
“why does simpler times get me drunk?”
which one person was looking for, and we hope found their answer. It slightly edged out:
“asian girl self take pictures,” which brought in two visitors, to probably something Hipster Grifter related,
“samus no clothes”
which brought in four visitors, to which post, I can only guess.
Hooray Google! And SEO skillz TO THE MAX.
side note, if you are obsessive about anything at all, never get a blog that allows you to monitor real-time search traffic/clickthroughs/visitor length/etc. You will lose your mind in the world of internet influence.