Buddy Charlie was nice enough to donate his considerable design services to pop out some business cards for me recently (he did a great job too). I feel like such an adult! It even inspired me to open the powerpoint on my macbook for the first time:
I will burn through this box of cards pretty fast at this rate. (Yes, I know it’s entirely possible that some of the purple area are reading this, seeing as a link to here is printed on there. Does that count as a minor win?)
Inverted Soapbox 
Damn. I think I got Faye’s card with your info crammed on with ballpoint pen when I met you.