…Capt. Vegetable was from New Jersey? This whole time!
(via Matt Hitchens)
For all the hate New Jersey gets, I’ll take Garden State tomatoes at the farmer’s market over other veggies any day.
I like the kid Eddie who eats spaghetti is no less culpable for being unhealthy than the kid who eats candy. Is this why we raised a generation of carb-obsessed adults?
“Gee Capt. Vegetable, this is the best thing to come along since meatballs!”
Inverted Soapbox 