Tag Archives: seo

Mother Brain’s high alcohol percentage

My favorite search term that led someone to this blog of late:

“why does simpler times get me drunk?”

which one person was looking for, and we hope found their answer. It slightly edged out:

“asian girl self take pictures,” which brought in two visitors, to probably something Hipster Grifter related,

andsamus, still clothed

“samus no clothes”

which brought in four visitors, to which post, I can only guess.

Hooray Google! And SEO skillz TO THE MAX.

side note, if you are obsessive about anything at all, never get a blog that allows you to monitor real-time search traffic/clickthroughs/visitor length/etc. You will lose your mind in the world of internet influence.