Never drink late at night and start looking at clips you wrote really early in your college journalism career. Because then you come across sentences like this:
While Jason went off to search for halogen lights and a hot pot, my stomach began to growl. Perhaps it had been presumptuous to assume the man who just raised our tuition 4.4 percent would feed us dinner.
and they make you sad.
From Schmoozing with the Bergs, GW Hatchet, 2/15/01