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Circulation figures, for your Halloween scares

update: thanks to Conal Darcy for also passing this along.

via The Awl

The accelerating decline of newspapers [10/26, WaPo]

Notice that those precipitous declines right around 2005 are nearly exactly inversely proportional to the rise in my personal student loan debt. Gad.

Let’s lighten the mood with a Halloween joke:

Q: Why do vampires still read the Wall Street Journal?

A: Because it has the best circulation!

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